LAST ONE. Promise.

I feel like such a creep for doing like a bajillion posts, but I feel like this deserves its own spot, and not to be shoved at the back of another.

(Sorry for the coarse language.)

I'm going to introduce to you the two most moving and dramatic fanfactions I have /ever/ read.
(Both are a mix between Twilight and Harry Potter, which honestly shouldn't exist)

My Immortal
http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/

Some samples from this lovely piece:

"Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them."

"'Oh my fukking god!!!! Voldimort! Voldimort!' screamed Hedwig as his glock touched Voldemort’s."

"'You fucking bustard!' yelled Draco at Vampire. 'I want to shit next to her!1'"

"'She said she would tell me what the visions meant torromow.' I grumbled in a sexy voice. He took out a heroin cabaret and spiked it, and gave it to me to spork. He started to fly the car into a tree. We went to the top of it. Draco put on some MCR.
I took of his black boxers. Then……………………… he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool sexily.

'OMFG Draco Draco!' I screamed having an orgism. We stated frenching passively. Suddenly………… I fell asleep"

The whole story also comes with compelling and thought-provoking author's notes!

"STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!"

"fuk off PREPZ ok! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!"

Face the Strange
http://xdallyx.webs.com/

"Dally was riding the Hogwarts Express to Hogwarts with her best friend Edwart Cullen. She had just found out she was a witch and a vampire with Edward and now they were going to school to train to be better.

'Edward do you miss Bella?' I asked

'Grr I don’t want to talk about Bella' Edward said

'Oh are you guys fighting?' I asked.

'She is just being a cunt!!' he yelled 'She thinks I like you… um I mean…'"

"Just then he pushed her against the Ravenclaw satellite and because to kiss her gastricly. She put her tongue in his mouth and felt his teeth. He cut his tongue on her fangs and the blood tripped down his chin… he was turned on by it and suddenly Dally felt something against her.

'Hiei is that your wand?' she asked.

'No… that is my penis, Dally…' he said.

'OMG you’re so huge! You’re like 6 inches!!' she shouted, gasping for breath.

'No I am 6 inches flassid, right now I have a bonner so I am 10 inches,' he said.

Della was at a lost for words. She was a virgin and did not know about dicks and it was her first time having a penis."

"HE was angry… he was tumors… he was so mad at both of them that he used his wizard powers to turn the water back into cum. He would have his revenge!!!"

"Hiei was good with a combat but he was feeling fangled from the sex he had with Dally (since there were no rules they had sex over one thousand times), so he did not raise is hands. In stead he deciphered to make a suggestion box."

"Dally grabbed Snape’s dick and threw it out the window, and then Link stabbed him through his heart and lungs."

"Everyone was in raw. 'Dally… I … I need to text you something' he looked at Hiei then pulled out his motorolla. 'WHAT ARE YOU SYAING?' hiei demanded. He did not like that their was a private convo happenin. A text popped up on Dally’s screen.

'I did not have sex with Bally,' Edward said, 'You can still be my fart'"

ENJOY!