By the way.

This is Sidney & my creation.

Wake up in the morning feelin' like H Piddy
Got my broomstick, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave bursh my teeth with a bottle of butterbeer
Cuz when I leave on the nightbus I ain't coming back.

I'M TALKING
Pedicure on Hagrid's toes, toes
Trying on all our robes, robes
Slytherins blowin' up our potions
Watching out favorite Quidditch teams
Goin' to wizard parties
Tryna get a little bit tipsy

Like Grawp, make it rock
DJ, blow Voldemort up
Tonight, Imma fight
Till I see that green light
Tick tock, on the clock, but the battle don't stop, no

Ain't got a care in the world cuz my parents are dead
Got tons of galleons in my pocket and a scar on my head
And the chick are lining up because they hear I am chosen
But I kick em to the curb with an EXPECTO PATRONUM!

I'm talking Malfoy that stupid blonde, blonde
Tryna feel up on my wand, wand
Gonna curse him if he's getting too fond, fond

Now, now, we ain't stopping till Voldemort's dead, dead
Gotta stop this pain in my head, head
Gotta get Hermione in bed, bed
GET THAT SLUT IN BED

Like Grawp, make it rock
DJ, blow Voldemort up
Tonight, Imma fight
Till I see that green light
Tick tock, on the clock, but the battle don't stop, no

Dumbledore brought me up
Voldemort brought me down
My patronus is
A STAG, yeah

With my wand up
Put your wand up
Put your wand up

Now, the feast don't start till I walk in!
(covered in blood)

Like Grawp, make it rock
DJ, blow Voldemort up
Tonight, Imma fight
Till I see that green light
Tick tock, on the clock, but the battle don't stop, no

Edit: I posted this on 4chan, and they liked it :D And I see that some people have gotten to my blog by searching lyrics to the song, which is totally awesome. Want to use it? Link back to my blog in any way, and you're good ♥