Dear Brain:

That dream you just gave me was very creepy and infinitely depressing. Please stop. I do not wish to die any time soon, I do not wish to wake up while dead even though it looks like a sleepover in a yellow tinted gymnasium, I do not wish to be heckled by this annoying man who tells me that I'm not allowed to come back to life, I do not wish to enter to the real world as a ghost through a library, I do not wish to go to a memorial board and find a whole bunch of the people I was once close to are dead, I do not wish to then visit a house that it particularly familiar to me, only to find that everyone is dead except for one person ( DEPRESSING PART :[ ), and I certainly don't wish to be chased around the house by the one woman who is left because my footsteps remind her of someone. I also didn't enjoy that dream you gave me the other night where I had collect certain body parts of this lady in these dark tunnels and put them in a backpack with her skinned torso. WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM, BRAIN. These make no sense. And they're gruesome and gory. And upsetting! Please stop, thank you very much.

Love, Lauren