So this is totally random, but I'm thinking about it right now so I might as well write it.

Last Tuesday we went to the County Clerk to get a few copies of my sister's birth certificate because my mother has seemed to have "misplaced" it. As I was looking at a copy of my own birth certificate ("might as well get one for you too"), I noticed in the corner was a little blank space that was titled "Death Date". That probably doesn't really matter to most of you... but I was sitting there thinking "Wow, even from the moment I'm born they're waiting for me to die."

I dont even know.