okay three things:

1. what makes you think that this is a good idea to say to me right now?!? do you really think that i'm going to be like "wow this person is so funny and clever and i totally want to get with him!!!!!!!!!"

2. my pools are literally 5 ft deep good luck drowning like seriously

3. awkward because if i have to perform CPR our lips don't actually touch im breathing into you through a mask and i break multiple of your ribs and you are LITERALLY IN CARDIAC ARREST THE ENTIRE TIME

WHY DOES HE THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA OMFG

LEAVE ME ALONE :||||