So basically today was hilarious and the most interesting day of school by far.

-10 points to the sub who couldn't remember that Shakespeare wrote Hamlet

+50 points to Mrs. Esquivel for actually being funny today

-1000 points to every idiot that screamed at the sound of thunder

+400 points to Huggins for passionately talking about gonads

+99999999 points to Krieger for diving into the giant puddle by Katz Korner today and wearing a woman's blouse all day

Krieger = my hero. Proud to say he is my boy girl partner. (Y)