Even though I already posted about last night I feel like I should include a cumulative analysis because blogging from within the action is much different

Basically:
1. had dinner. lizzie set up the table beautifully and even made little name cards. lizzie continues to play match maker. I almost contract salmonella by not being able to tell the difference between a raw and cooked chicken breast. I somehow manage to eat 3/4 of the thing before realizing that it has a weird consistency. If I die in the next 24 hours, you all know why.
2. we all gather around her poker table to play apples to apples. this fails miserably because trevor has no idea how to play and keeps consulting me, jake magically appears at the front door and scares sidney enough to where she has to change pants, nobody knows who robin williams is and I had to beat the crap out of lukas while chasing him in my heels. this trend of people beating me with a foam baseball bat continues throughout the evening.
3. we all move to the kitchen and trevor tells me I have the whole evening to hit him on the left cheek with the baseball bat and is confident I will fail. two minutes later I succeed. twice. (hence the count). william throws foam balls at me and I proceed to beat him with said baseball bat. still beating lukas also. I grab some mardi gras beads off of a lamp and trevor flashes me (with no prompting, mind you) for a necklace.
4. we regather around the table and jordan and william talked for about an hour about pop warner. we all heard stories of how will got knives and guns pulled on him and about wrestling and etc. this is when the scenario I previously blogged about occurred.
5. jake wants to be walked out by adiel and sidney and they end up going missing for 45 minutes. danielle calls jake and we are requested to go on a scavenger hunt to find upturned dirt where we will find adiels and sids bodies. in actuality jake literally kidnapped them to find a basketball hoop and while they were there adiel basically broke her ankle. they come back and she is limping. everyone tells her to shut up and that she is fine. also, jordan's friends are outside and they are causing a ruckus.
6. we all move into the room with the couches and adiel, trevor and I are spooning each other. I have to explain rosa parks to everyone and trevor is declared the president of the confederacy because he hates rosa parks. adiel is still complaining. lukas and hannah canoodle awkwardly on a couch and everyone is uncomfortable. we introduce william into the ways of our friendships. adiel goes upstairs and I literally have to be a lauren spooning sandwich in between will and trevor on the smallest couch/recliner thing ever because he didn't feel like sitting on the floor anymore. i proceed to die because of suffocation.
7. this morning adiel goes to urgent care with abigail for her ankle. apparently there was a hard lump on the side of her foot. she needs crutches to walk. everyone feels bad. hannah, lizzie and I are left to clean up the gigantic mess. I score some sweet beads out of it.

and that concludes a great night. bonding times with trevor and william foshozies. can't wait for new years! :) yeeeeeeeeeee

also yesterday we had our last day of our tournament and we won both games and went on an adventure at ross and sang thrift shop like straight up G's